“Oh no, that's a fucking wire brush to my hemorrhoids.”— sean Grey, Will Smith, Ben Cafferty, Kevin Dunn, imdb.com
“I can't get through this without somebody to touch, without somebody to love. Is that because sex numbs the pain? Or is it because I'm some evil fuck-monster? I don't know.”— Jenji Kohan, Piper Chapman, Taylor Schilling, imdb.com
“You never ask me anything besides, ‘Does this feel okay,’ or ‘Do you like my skirt,’ ‘How much is your rent?’ You don’t want to know me. You want to come over in the night and have me fuck the dog shit out of you and then leave and write about it in your diary.”— Lena Dunham, Adam Sackler, Adam Driver, imdb.com
“That’s the thing about Narcissus, its not that he’s so fucking in love with himself, because he isn’t at all, he fucking hates himself. It’s that without that reflection looking back at him, he doesn’t exist.”— Alan Ball, Billy Chenowith, Jeremy Sisco, imdb.com
“Nate: I quit my job. Nathaniel Sr.: I quit my fucking life. Nate: No, you got fired.”— Rick Cleveland, Nate Fisher, Peter Krause, imdb.com
“All we have is this moment, right here, right now. The future is just a fucking concept that we use to avoid being alive today. So be here... now.”— Alan Ball, Brenda Chenowith, Rachel Griffiths, imdb.com
“She's gonna arrest Tommy. This bitch you brought in our lives is a fucking cop.”— Gary Lennon, Courtney A. Kemp, Tasha St. Patrick, Naturi Naughton, imdb.com
“I don't think anything, I just think you're fucking beautiful.”— David Hollander, Mike Binder, imdb.com
“Sully: What are you doin here, Ray? Ray: I want you to kill my father. Sully: [laughs] I thought my family was fucking screwed up!”— David Hollander, Ray Donovan, Liev Schreiber, imdb.com
“I’m still at the point where I think that I get my best thinking done when I’ve got a fucking cigarette in my mouth.”— Eddie Vedder, believermag.com
“People think that I’ve peaked. I haven’t even gotten a fucking nut off yet. I’ve been pre-cumming for the last eight years. I haven’t even ejaculated a full spew yet.”— Kid Cudi, billboard.com
“In the business, everybody is a fucking cartoon. And every once in a while, someone comes in that’s really fucking human. I like to think of myself as one of those artists.”— Kid Cudi, billboard.com
“Hey arsehole, what the fuck were you thinking about? It tastes like gnats' piss! You wouldn't serve that to a fucking pig! You fucking donkey! Why don't you fuck off home?”— Gordon Ramsay, theguardian.com
“My problem is I've been too fucking generous and I haven't been selfish enough.”— Gordon Ramsay, theguardian.com
“I was a crazy fucking psycho! If anyone even bruised a chive I came down on them like a ton of bricks. It's been tough, but am I about to crack and fall on my arse?”— Gordon Ramsay, theguardian.com
“Just complete fucking donkey! I wouldn't even serve that to unwanted horse shit!”— Gordon Ramsay, vanityfair.com