Quotes tagged ‘Fucking’

“No guy will ever admit to having a small penis. I just went on the record. I might be one of the smallest guys in the world. I had a trip to the doctor when I had an anal fissure. My asshole was a mess. I’m lying there on this doctor’s table, and my penis, I mean, it was inside itself, like a turtle…”

— Howard Stern, rollingstone.com

“I will make sure that you and I meet one day while we're in the courthouse. And I will take you for every penny you still don't have. And I will come after your Daily Beast and everybody else that you possibly know, Cohen said. So I'm warning you, tread very fucking lightly, because what I'm going t…”

— Michael Cohen, businessinsider.com

“The folder is your fucking responsibility, Tanner. Why would you give it to Neiman? Right? You give a calculator to a fucking retard he's gonna try to turn on a TV with it. Now get your sticks and get your ass on stage.”

— Damien Chazelle, Andrew Neiman, Miles Teller, imdb.com

“And here comes mister gay pride of the Upper West Side himself. Unfortunately, this is not a Bette Midler concert, we will not be serving Cosmopolitans and Baked Alaska, so just play faster than you give fucking handjobs, will you please?”

— Damien Chazelle, Andrew Neiman, Miles Teller, imdb.com

“Lou Jacobs: [in a steakh ouse restaurant] I don't know why I'm talking to you. I don't talk to dead men. Alonzo Harris: I ain't dead yet. Fuckin' prick.”

— David Ayer, Alonzo Harris, Denzel Washington, imdb.com

“I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.”

— John Hughes, Samantha, Molly Ringwald, imdb.com

“Can we get through one fucking conversation without you reminding me that my goddamn husband's dead?”

— David O. Russell, Tiffany Maxwell, Jennifer Lawrence, imdb.com

“Go ahead! I take your fucking bullets! You think you kill me with bullets? I take your fucking bullets! Go ahead!”

— Oliver Stone, Tony Montana, Al Pacino, imdb.com

“Andy: You're crazy. Ms. Claire Kennsinger: Yeah? Then how come I've got the Jack of Clubs in my fucking pocket?”

— Aaron Sorkin, Scott Frank, Andy Sarafian, Bill Pullman, imdb.com

“What the fuck do you think I want, Trace? I want half.”

— Aaron Sorkin, Scott Frank, Andy Sarafian, Bill Pullman, imdb.com

“[chasing a crippled henchman on a zamboni] That's right! You're about to be killed by a zamboni! [beat] Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're going to die! In five minutes!”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds, imdb.com

“From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time comes five-time Academy Award viewer, Ryan Reynolds in an eHarmony date with destiny. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... me! Deadpool.”

— Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds, imdb.com

“Dennis: This guys is unbelievable, He wrote the fucking book on bullshit. Tilly: At least he says he did.”

— Mark Chappell, Will Arnett, imdb.com

“Kate Parks: You're a fucking bitch. Gemma Foster: Bitch is right. I'm a wolf tonight!”

— Mike Bartlett, Dr Gemma Foster, Suranne Jones, imdb.com

“They are eating CHILDREN! Fucking CHILDREN!”

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice), Scott Underwood, imdb.com

“Is it just me or does 'Do You Wanna Build a Snowman' from Frozen sound suspiciously like 'Papa, Can You Hear Me?' from Yentl? [singing] 'Papa, can you hear me?' [starts speaking again] And nobody fucking realizes it.”

— Paul Wernick, Rhett Reese, Ryan Reynolds, Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Ryan Reynolds, imdb.com

“Colonel Frank Fitts: Where did you get that? Ricky Fitts: From my job. Colonel Frank Fitts: Don't lie to me. Now, I saw you with him. Ricky Fitts: You were watching me? Colonel Frank Fitts: What did he make you do? Ricky Fitts: Oh, Dad, you don't really think that me and Mr. Burnham were... Colonel…”

— Alan Ball, Colonel Frank Fitts, Chris Cooper, imdb.com

“Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream Merrily, merrily merrily, merrily, life is but a dream! I got it. I got it! It all basically says that you're a natural part of life, we shouldn't hate you, we shouldn't fear you. I guess we should just accept you, right? That's it? I get it. Here's th…”

— Allan Loeb, Howard Inlet, Will Smith, imdb.com

“Why do pissin, shittin', and fuckin' all happen within' a two-inch radius?”

— Matthew Weiner, Paulie Walnuts, Tony Sirico, imdb.com

“Tony Soprano: I tell you, I'm havin' a time. Stay out late. Come home drunk. Fuck anyone I want. Silvio Dante: Yeah, so what's the difference? (Compared to when Tony was married) Tony Soprano: I dunno, it's the mindset.”

— Matthew Weiner, Tony Soprano, James Gandolfini, imdb.com