“[Little Suzy]: OK Johnny, why don't we start with a little word assos.. [Johnny]: Camel! [Johnny]: Pineapple! [Little Suzy]: Hold on we haven't started yet.. [Johnny]: Pantaloons!”— Van Partible, Johnny Bravo (voice), Jeff Bennett, imdb.com
“Oh so now I suppose a guy can't say he saw a steaming seven foot monster without being calle craaaazy.”— Van Partible, Johnny Bravo (voice), Jeff Bennett, imdb.com
“The problem is, I think I love you. But I don't have your phone number. How's about I put you under "H" for one hot tamale.”— Van Partible, Johnny Bravo (voice), Jeff Bennett, imdb.com
“Look fluffy, I don't want you to take this the wrong way or anything.. Oh what's the word I'm looking for. Horriying! Yeah, thats' it.”— Van Partible, Johnny Bravo (voice), Jeff Bennett, imdb.com
“Why yes I am a middle-aged bald man... Okay, see you Saturday. I love the personal ads.”— Van Partible, Johnny Bravo (voice), Jeff Bennett, imdb.com
“There, there, princess. I don't mean to break your heart. But then again, I'm a heart breaker.”— Van Partible, Johnny Bravo (voice), Jeff Bennett, imdb.com
“Woodstock: What's the password? Ace Ventura: New England clam chowder. Woodstock: Is that the red or the white? Ace Ventura: Ah, I can never remember that. White.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com
“[While looking at a very large castle] Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?”— William Steig, Ted Elliott, Shrek, Mike Myers, amazon.com
“Shrek: Ogres are like onions... Donkey: They stink? Shrek: Yes... No. Donkey: They make you cry? Shrek: Nooo!”— William Steig, Ted Elliott, Shrek, Mike Myers, amazon.com
“Shrek: I'm going to be a father, how did this happen? Puss: Allow me to explain. You see when a man loves a woman, a powerful urge sweeps over him. Shrek: I know how it happened!!”— William Steig, Ted Elliott, Shrek, Mike Myers, amazon.com
“If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've..... got to mister.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com
“Ace Ventura Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com
“Your request is not unlike your lower intestine. Stinky and loaded with danger.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com
“Ace Ventura: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. Ray Finkles Mom: [Pulls out shotgun] Ace Ventura: And a clean pair of shorts.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com
“Good question aguado, first I establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bugs dick and became insanely jealous.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com
“Holy testicle Tuesday! Hey maybe I'll give you a call some time. Your number still 9-1-1? Alrighty then.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com
“No the guy with the rubber glove was surpringly gentle.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com