“Construction Worker: [Whistles] Elle Woods: Ugh, I object!”— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, amazon.com
“It has come to my attention that the maintance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin to generic.”— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, amazon.com
“Hi my name is Erlich Bachman, I'm a lying fuck.”— Chris Provenzano, Dan O’Keefe, Jian Yang, Jimmy O. Yang, imdb.com
“At least the actual Judas had the curtosy to kill himself after betraying his leader, Jesus Chris. He's the CEO of the world. Ever heard of him?”— Dan O’Keefe, Elrich Bachmann, T.J Miller, imdb.com
“Garden in an Italian family is huge. That's where we get a lot of our food from. That night we found out there was a raccoon that was eating a lot of our tomatoes. My father was like, ya know, we're going to murder these things. Get the anti-freeze. And we make balogne sandwiches soaked in anti-free…”— Sebastian Maniscalco, imdb.com
“She thinks I have a mean resting face. Like when I'm not smiling or talking it looks like I could murder your family.”— Sebastian Maniscalco, imdb.com
“I'd like to think maybe I would be in the hospitality business. Although, I have a bit of a problem with people.”— Sebastian Maniscalco, imdb.com
“As soon I walk in, there's like 25 pairs of shoes right there in the door way. I'm walking around this guys house, with my socks on, talking to other people with their socks on. How could you have a conversation with another man, looking at their golden toe?”— Sebastian Maniscalco, imdb.com
“When did it become appropriate to come out in a flip-flop and sandals for a steak dinner? I'm trying to enjoy a T-Bone and I gotta look at some guys hoof.”— Sebastian Maniscalco, imdb.com
“My biggest dream, I can't remember its so big, I can't remember it. I was in a pool of Spaghetti-O's and I was swimming in it. And a meatball got lodged in the back of my osophagus and then I woke up.”— Riff Raff, youtube.com
“In high school I was balling, I would go to school but I would get kicked out because I wouldn't wear a shirt. But then they'd let me back in because they'd be like "OK we've got a fashion show so you've got to come back and show us how to put the creases in the pants."”— Riff Raff, youtube.com
“The hardest part about being me is when you ball on such an exentric level its keeping your finances, your budget, on a low level. If I'm balling I'm spending like $10,000 a day, I'm like okay, that's not enough, I gotta spend $20,000 a day.”— Riff Raff, youtube.com
“My first car was a bus pass. Straight up, I still don't have a car. I'll probably wait until I get way on and then I'll go to the Ferrari dealership and be like, "What ya'll got?"”— G Eazy, youtube.com
“Wow, that's almost on par as if she had a Toshiba laptop. If she didn't have a MacBook, I'd just be like wow I gotta get out.”— G Eazy, youtube.com