And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
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Elle Woods
Elle Woods is the protagonist of Amanda Brown's novel Legally Blonde and the film of the same name, as well as a sequel, Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde. Woods was also portrayed in the Broadway adaptation of the same name. 2In pop culture Elle Woods first appeared as the protagonist of Legally Blonde, a novel by Amanda Brown. Later, Woods was portrayed by Reese Witherspoon in the films Legally Blonde (2001) and Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde (2003). The character was then portrayed in a Broadway theatre adaptation of the first film, Legally Blonde - The Musical. Elle Woods is also the basis of a series of young adult fiction novels featuring the character and written by Natalie Standiford. The character is mentioned but not seen in a later direct-to-video sequel, Legally Blondes (2009), which portrays the adventures of her twin British cousins. 3Legally Blonde films Entertainment Weekly put Elle Woods on its end-of-the-decade, "best-of" list, saying, "She's blond, bubbly, and carries a tiny Chihuahua. But despite the inevitable Paris Hilton comparisons, Reese Witherspoon's Legally Blonde dynamo managed to be taken seriously. Case closed!" 3Broadway adaptation Since the start, Woods has been portrayed by eleven different actresses in different stagings of the show: Gabby Cinque, Olivia Mezzerina, Laura Bell Bundy, Bailey Hanks, Becky Gulsvig, Jessica Jung, Nikki Bohne, Luna Park, Jung Eun-ji, Sayaka Kanda, and in the West End by Sheridan Smith OBE (who was later to be replaced by her Legally Blonde co-star Susan McFadden
[Elle sees David the geek trying unsuccessfully to get a date with two lovely girls, who mock him, and decides to help by making the girls think she dated David] Elle: Excuse me. [Elle turns around and slaps David] Elle: Why didn’t you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven’t heard…
[after Warner asks her out after the trial] But if I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.
Elle: [Elle is cross-examining Chutney Windham] Ms. Windham, what had you done earlier that day? Chutney Windham: I got up. Got a latte. Went to the gym. Got a perm and came home. Elle: Where you got in the shower? The Honorable Marina R. Bickford: I believe the witness has made it clear that she…
Elle’s Mother: Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the ‘Miss Hawaiian Tropics’ contest. Why are you going to throw that all away? Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I’m going to get the love of my life back. Elle’s Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. Law school is for people who…
Elle: [on video essay] ...and that’s why you should vote for me. Elle Woods: future lawyer for the class of 2004. Admissions Guy: She does have a 4.0 from CULA and she got a 179 on LSATs. Head of Admissions: Fashion major? Admissions Guy: Well, sir, we’ve never had one before and aren’t we always…
Elle: I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. [someone whistles at her] I object!
Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment. Professor Callahan: You’ve just won your case.
Emmett: I can’t believe you just called me a butthead. I don’t think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade. Elle: Maybe not to your face.
Elle: These aren’t last season! [looks down, gasps, runs back into courtroom] Elle: He’s gay! Enrique is gay!
Elle: I just don’t think that Brooke could’ve done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands; they just don’t. Vivian: Nice outfit. Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so…
Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law? Elle: What? Like it’s hard?
Construction Worker: [Whistles] Elle Woods: Ugh, I object!
It has come to my attention that the maintance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin to generic.
Professor: Elle Woods? Elle Woods: Oh, um, actually, I wasn't aware that we had an assignment. Professor: Vivian Kensington, do you think its acceptable that Ms. Woods is not prepared? Would you support my decision to ask her to leave class and only return when she is prepared?
Unless the defendent attempted to contact every one night stand to determine if the child resulted in those unions. He has no parental claim over this child whatsoever. Why now? Why this sperm?
Elle Woods: And for that matter, all masturbatory omissions where he was not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment. Professor: I believe you've just one your case.
Going to harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back!
Professor: You file the claim. What next? Ms. Woods? Elle Woods: Does she need to have evidence? Meaning you need.... a reason to believe your claim should have, like, evidentiary support.