“Vanessa: Do you smoke Austin? Austin Powers: I don't know baby I never looked.”— Mike Myers, Austin Powers, Mike Myers, amazon.com
“I can't belive Vanessa, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogomy was a fembot all along. Wait a tick, that means I'm single again! Oh, behave!!”— Mike Myers, Austin Powers, Mike Myers, amazon.com
“Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those baby?”— Mike Myers, Austin Powers, Mike Myers, amazon.com
“Austin Powers: Who does number two work for? Cowboy: That's right buddy you show that turd who's boss.”— Mike Myers, Michael McCullers, Austin Powers, Mike Myers, amazon.com
“Vanessa: What shall we do now? Austin Powers: I have an idea baby why don't we shag? Vanessa: Again? Austin Powers: Sure baby we're only up to Chapter 11 in the Kama Sutra.”— Mike Meyers, Austin Powers, Mike Myers, amazon.com
“Interviewer: You're known for your curves. Have they ever got you into trouble? Dolly: Well yes, but that's why I had curves – I wanted them to get me into trouble.”— Dolly Parton, independent.co.uk
“I'm obsessed with Beyonce. And because I'm not worthy I did not look at her.”— Anna Kendrick, youtube.com
“Why do I buy cooking magazines in airports? I might as well be buying porn. I get all excited but there's nothing I can do about it.”— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com
“For someone with such an intense need to be liked you'd think I would have figured out how to be less of an a--hole.”— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com
“Ugh, NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theatre again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate.”— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com
“I'm the person who wouldn't send back my food even if I got steak when I'd ordered fish.”— Anna Kendrick, theguardian.com
“Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say 'Netflix and avoiding responsibilities.'”— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com
“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”— Spongebob Squarepants, amazon.com
“Spongebob: Patrick, you're a genius!" "Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot." "Spongebob: What? A genius?" "Patrick: No, Patrick.”— Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, amazon.com