Quotes tagged ‘Funny Quotes’

“Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself? Fat Bastard: Maybe? It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end. Let's have a smell alright. Ohh wafting, wafting. Ohh everyone likes their own brand, this is magic. Alright analysis... It smells like carrots and throws up. Ohh that could gag a m…”

— Michael McCullers, Mike Myers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“Come here I'm going to eat you. I'm bigger than you I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!”

— Michael McCullers, Mike Myers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“Of course, I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you. I've got more chins than Chinese phone book. I've not seen my willy in two years which is long enough to declare I'm legally dead.”

— Michael McCullers, Mike Myers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“Here's my diaper. I think I might have pinched one off too soon. [Sniffs diaper] Oh ya, I left a rosebud in there for ya.”

— Mike Myers, Michael McCullers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you've had fat you never go back.”

— Michael McCullers, Mike Myers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“Dr. Evil, let me make you a deal alright? You keep the mojo, you keep the money. And I'll get your baby [while smacking lips].”

— Michael McCullers, Mike Myers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“First things first, where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out. I'm not kidding I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Christ I'm getting all emotinoal from it, ya know?”

— Mike Myers, Michael McCullers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com