“Orin: Look Seymour, this could happen to you. Unless I take immediate action. Seymour: [helpless in dentist chair] What's that? Orin: [enthusiastically] A drill. Seymour: It's rusty! Orin: It's an antique. They don't make 'em like this any more. Sturdy. Heavy. Dull! I'm gonna want some gas fer this.…”— Howard Ashman, Seymour Krelborn, Rick Moranis, imdb.com
“What a gas! Chet's gonna shit a solid gold brick when he sees us, what a great surprise!”— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, imdb.com
“I told Pauly D to start the grill and he puts charcoal in a gas grill, then he asks me to light it and we were this close to pretty much blowing up the house.”— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com
“By burning coal, oil and gas, our civilization is exhaling carbon dioxide much faster than Earth can absorb it. So, CO2 is building up in the atmosphere. The planet is heating up.”— Ann Druyan, Steven Soter, Himself - Host, Neil deGrasse Tyson, imdb.com
“It's that gas from your ass That toot from your boot That hum in your bum That loot from your chute All that air from your ol' derriere Come on and set it free 'Cause farts are liberty! What do we wanna do? (Fart, fart!) Open up your butt cheeks This is how our butts speak Let's Go Faaaaaart!”— Jon Schroeder, Darryl, Aziz Ansari, imdb.com
“Hydrogen selenide, I decided, was perhaps the worst smell in the world. But hydrogen telluride came close, was also a smell from hell. An up-to-date hell, I decided, would have not just rivers of fiery brimstone, but lakes of boiling selenium and tellurium, too.”— Oliver Sacks, amazon.com
“I go down and make you happy and then I go up and fuck you over. Sincerely, Gas Prices”— happysocialwolf, reddit.com