“The number of pathogens passed during a handshake is staggering. It's actually safer to kiss.”— Janine Sherman Barrois, Jim Clemente, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com
“Jerry, you have tendencies. They're always annoying, but they were just tendencies. But now, if you can't kiss this girl, I'm afraid we're talking disorder.”— Steve O'Donnell, Dan O'Keeffe, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“It's disgusting. I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth. All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex all around me.”— Marjorie Gross, Peter Mehlman, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com