Quotes tagged ‘guacamole’

(3 total)

“Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.”

— Michael McCullers, Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, imdb.com

“Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy? Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA! Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos? Thorny: They think I'm Mexican. Rabbit: You're not Mexican?”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Chief Grady, Daniel Von Bargen, imdb.com

“Why shouldn't you put avocados in your eyes? You could get guacoma.”

— wademcgillis, reddit.com