“I already picked a corner for the bathroom. That one, where I went.”Tagged: Urination, bathroom, corner
“Louise: Our family doesn't celebrate Lobsterfest. We're like Jews on Christmas. Gene: Or Jews for Jesus on Hanukkah. Teddy: Or me at a lesbian bar. Watched the hockey game at a lesbian bar, Bob. It was like I was invisible.”Tagged: Lobsterfest, Jews, Christmas, hanukkah, jesus
“We're adrenaline junkies. We like our rides pure, uncut, and assembled in Meh-hi-co!”Tagged: Adrenaline, Meh-hi-co, Junkies
“I love espresso, coffee, caffeinated teas, and then Jimmy Jr. In that order.”Tagged: Priorities, Coffee, Espresso, Caffeinated Tea
“Jimmy Junior: Tinabot, commence to the AV closet. I want to show you something. It's something I haven't shown anyone. Not even Zeke. Tina: Wow, a secret, and a zekeret.”Tagged: Puns, Secrets