“Max Black: Hi, ready to order? Girl #1: Do you have anything that's really special? Max Black: Not according to my high school guidance counselor. Girl #2: I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beats I want kale and instead of broccoli more kale. I want the veggies steamed and instead of dressi…”— Michael Patrick King, Max Black, Kat Dennings, imdb.com
“Look! These guys rely on me to come up with awesome, cool, underground cultural shit to do every single week. You know how much pressure that puts on me? I got shingles trying to find a new Ethiopian restaurant.”— Stephen Falk, hipster, Thomas Middleditch, imdb.com
“The booze was cheap because it had to be. The bands were cool because bands were still cool then. Everyone knew that everyone else would go there, largely because there was nowhere much else to go.”— Allison P. Davis, thecut.com
“How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip.”— Jennifer Crittenden, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“She dumped me! She rolled right over me! Said I was a hipster doofus. Am I a hipster doofus?”— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“Lolita represents a different cultural type than her ancestors. She is not just an adolescent girl on her way to womanhood but a new specimen of humanity whose progeny will embody a historically unparalleled strain of youthfulness, even in their old age. In that sense we all share Lolita’s age.”— Robert Pogue Harrison, amazon.com