“Joan Clarke: Alan, what's happened? Alan Turing: [pause] We can't be engaged anymore. Your parents need to take you back. Find you a husband elsewhere. Joan Clarke: What's wrong with you? Alan Turing: I have something to tell you. I'm... I'm a homosexual. Joan Clarke: All right. Alan Turing: No, no,…”— Graham Moore, Alan Turing, Benedict Cumberbatch, imdb.com
“Bart: Hello? Is Homer there? Moe: Homer who? Bart: Homer …Sexual. Moe: Wait one sec. Let me check. Uh, Homer Sexual? Uh, come on. Come on. One of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.”— David M. Stern, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
“Aw, Steve, your first gropefest. You won't truly appreciate the awkwardness of this moment until you're fondly reminiscing as a 35-year-old homosexual.”— Etan Cohen, Mike Barker, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Well, they can't say fag, you have to be a homosexual to say that.”— Trey Parker, Mr. Garrison, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“I would definitely not be homosexual. I have nothing against what they do and I don't deny that I've engaged in sex with males but that I'm bisexual.”— John Wayne Gacy, youtube.com
“The idea that I'm a homosexual thrill killer, that I stroll down the streets and stalk young boys and slaughter them....Hell, if you could see my schedule, my work schedule, you knew damn well that I was never out there.”— John Wayne Gacy, youtube.com
“Jason Dean: Well, let's take a look at some of the homosexual artifacts I dug up to plant at the scene. All right. Got an issue of Stud Puppy. Veronica: [laughs] Great! Jason Dean: Candy dish. Joan Crawford postcard. Let's see, some mascara. All right. And here's the one perfecto thing I picked up:…”— Daniel Waters, Jason Dean, Christian Slater, amazon.com
“What does every heterosexual man realize ten years into marriage? Why ’gay’ also means happy.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having another man around the house...”— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org
“I think that the Church not only should apologize … to a gay person whom it offended but it must also apologize to the poor as well, to the women who have been exploited, to children who have been exploited by (being forced to) work. It must apologize for having blessed so many weapons.”— Pope Francis, refinery29.com