“In a way life is really hard. You have to get back to silly at some point or life is even harder.”— Judd Apatow, twitter.com
“I just saw a Dumbledore, a Gandalf, and a Doctor Strange make a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos disappear!”— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com
“Realise that humour transcends all boundaries; that laughter is language that knows no borders.”— Emi Mahmoud, youtube.com
“I was on a airplane one time with Bruce Willis and Demi Moore and Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise. And all I could think was, "If this plane goes down, I'm not even gonna make the headlines."”— Kevin Bacon, youtube.com
“Humor can be simply defined as a type of stimulation that tends to elicit the laughter reflex. Spontaneous laughter is a motor reflex produced by the coordinated contraction of 15 facial muscles in a stereotyped pattern and accompanied by altered breathing. Electrical stimulation of the main lifting…”— Delia Chiaro, amazon.com
“Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.”— Margaret Atwood, pbs.org
“One thing that's so important in this whole process is we have to keep our sense of humor about this, okay? It's honestly, it's really pretty funny. Me, of all people, okay? Bruce Jenner, you know, has to deal with these issues. Really running away from all this stuff.”— Caitlyn Jenner, thenewcivilrightsmovement.com
“You’re not supposed to talk about suicide. You should be able to talk about it! The whole world is made of people who DIDN’T kill themselves today... life can get very difficult, very sad, very upsetting, but you don’t have to do it. You really don’t have to do it ... because you can kill yourself.”— Louis CK, theatlantic.com
“I always want to try a new hairstyle until I remember it's connected to the same face.”— Josh Peck, twitter.com
“Scars can be a beautiful reminder of the past…except the ones from drinking coffee in bed and scalding my bare chest. Those are just dumb.”— Mamrie Hart, twitter.com
“Sex is better with someone you love for the exact reason that literally everything is better with someone you love.”— Tom, thoughtcatalog.com
“The thing I noticed the most about having sex with someone I loved for the first time was that there was real humor and happiness involved. Like, we joked and smiled the whole way through”— Nathan, thoughtcatalog.com
“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”— Arthur C. Clarke, clarkefoundation.org
“I’ve been told that people in the army do more by 7:00 am than I do in an entire day but if I wake at 6:59 am and turn to you to trace the outline of your lips with mine I will have done enough and killed no one in the process.”— Shane Koyczan, sharingpoetry.tumblr.com
“Can you explain the average La Croix drinker’s terrifying devotion to and defense of the brand?”— Luke Trayser, medium.com
“Memorize a great joke (or one that's so bad it's good). Knowing you can pull it out anytime means you'll never have an awkward pause in conversation. Plus, if you make someone laugh, you're totally in.”— Elisa Benson, seventeen.com