“I don't really stay out late. I'm kind of a bummer. I'm a nana. It's hard to get me out, and when I do go out I don't really stay out late. If I do stay out late and I'm partying hard, I will throw up. I don't have the tolerance to black out; I just start puking.”— Jennifer Lawrence, harpersbazaar.com
“I always feel like an idiot every time I fly first class because I’m a kid. And I just sit there, and everyone’s got their newspapers and they’re on the computer, and I’m like, ‘Can I get a coloring book, please? Can I get some crayons?”— Jennifer Lawrence, youtube.com
“I hate saying, ‘I like exercising’ — I want to punch people who say that.”— Jennifer Lawrence, people.com
“If I don’t have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.”— Jennifer Lawrence, m.imdb.com
“Have you been masturbating again? Because you don't have to tell me every time.”— Ari Graynor, Katie, amazon.com
“Are you guys scissor dancing? Honestly. You know, I hate lesbians, but you have to tell me. I'll make an exception, I'll get past it for you two.”— Justin Long, Jesse, amazon.com
“I mean, I don't really deal with break-ups, but it's not so bad being alone.”— Ari Graynor, Katie, amazon.com
“You know you’re not better than me. You’re not better than phone sex!”— Ari Graynor, Katie, amazon.com
“Okay, well you just go get your fancy pants boring job and I'll just be here being exciting.”— Ari Graynor, Katie, amazon.com
“Lauren: 'This doesn't make me a whore.' Jesse: 'A whore?! No, it makes you awesome.'”— Justin Long and Lauren Miller, Jesse and Lauren, amazon.com
“You ladies are living some fucked up version of the American Dream.”— Justin Long, Jesse, amazon.com
“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”— Charles Dickens, amazon.com