“And we both have two dogs, and we both live in L.A., so we have all these different things in common.”— Anna Faris, Kelly, amazon.com
“Frances: 'I'm poor.' Benji: 'That's actually offensive to poor people.'”— Benji, Greta Gerwig, Michael Zegen, Frances, amazon.com
“[Running after Michael and Mia] WAIT UP YOU GUYS! WAIT FOR ME! [Two other students stop for her] NO, not you, I don't even know you!”— Gina Wendkos, Lilly, Heather Matarazzo, imdb.com
“I'm taking your charm off of my charm bracelet AND IT'S GOING IN THE DIRT!”— Gina Wendkos, Lilly, Heather Matarazzo, imdb.com
“I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.”— Gina Wendkos, Joe, Hector Elizondo, imdb.com
“I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade.”— Gina Wendkos, Mia, Anne Hathaway, imdb.com
“Mia: Now, what did you want to tell me? Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life. Mia: I already have braces. Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.”— Gina Wendkos, Queen Clarisse Renaldi, Julie Andrews, imdb.com
“Michael, can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?”— Gina Wendkos, Lilly, Heather Matarazzo, amazon.com
“Lilly! Just stop it, OK? Just because your hair sucks, get off mine!”— Gina Wendkos, Mia, Anne Hathaway, imdb.com
“[Picks up the phone] Gupta... mmhh... mmhh... mmhh. [Hangs up.] The Queen is coming. To Grove High School.”— Gina Wendkos, Vice Principal Gupta, Sandra Oh, imdb.com
“I love your eyebrows! We'll call them Frida and Kahlo. If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows.”— Larry Miller, Gina Wendkos, Paolo, Larry Miller, imdb.com
“Helen Thermopolis: This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me! Mia: I can't talk to you right now. I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor. Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!”— Gina Wendkos, Mia, Anne Hathaway, imdb.com
“Strange town, San Francisco. When I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or if I was going to wear them.”— Gina Wendkos, Joe, Hector Elizondo, amazon.com
“[Looking in the mirror] As always, this is as good as it's going to get.”— Gina Wendkos, Mia, Anne Hathaway, imdb.com
“OK...you know what? I don't feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!”— Gina Wendkos, Mia, Anne Hathaway, imdb.com
“Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Helen, if Amelia refuses to accept the throne, then Genovia will cease to exist as we know it. Helen Thermopolis: So the future of your country is in the hands my 15-year-old?”— Gina Wendkos, Queen Clarisse Renaldi, Julie Andrews, imdb.com
“Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Amelia, you look so...young. Mia: Thank you. And you look so... clean.”— Gina Wendkos, Queen Clarisse Renaldi, Julie Andrews, imdb.com