“I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.”— Dwight Schrute, amazon.com
“All you need is love? False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food and shelter.”— Dwight Schrute, amazon.com
“I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.”— Dwight Schrute, amazon.com
“When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had absorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.”— Dwight Schrute, amazon.com
“Always look people in the eye. Even if they're blind. Just say, 'I'm looking you in the eye.'”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com
“The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com
“You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because it's easy to do. 'Save the giblets.'”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com
“Never be afraid to reach for the stars because even if you fall, you'll always be wearing a Parent-chute.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com
“Take a lesson from Parakeets. If you're ever feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com
“Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you're William Hurt.”— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com