“You are a very strange-looking individual if you don't mind me saying so, Private.”— Robert Schenkkan, Andrew Knight, Sergeant Howell, Vince Vaughn, imdb.com
“Well, frankly, I wouldn't eat at the same bale of hay with him.”— Joe Grant, Prissy, Sarah Selby, imdb.com
“What? Speak up, I can't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb!”— Rich Moore, Vanellope von Schweetz (voice), Sarah Silverman, imdb.com
“Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big? Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?”— Rich Moore, Wreck-It Ralph (voice), John C. Reilly, imdb.com
“He'd make a very handsome throw rug. And just think, Whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him.”— Irene Mecchi, Zazu the Hornbill (voice), Rowan Atkinson, imdb.com
“When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say 'shut the fuck up,' I'm talking to you.”— Michael Bacall, Captain Dickson, Ice Cube, imdb.com
“I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.”— Rita Hsiao, Yao (voice), Harvey Fierstein, imdb.com
“She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles!”— Ted Sears, Grumpy, Pinto Colvig, imdb.com
“I knew you couldn't drive. I didn't think you couldn't read.”— John Lasseter, Doc Hudson (voice), Paul Newman, imdb.com
“Hey, look at that Abu. It's not often you see a horse with two rear ends.”— Ron Clements, Aladdin (voice), Scott Weinger, imdb.com
“Fred Flintstone: Tell me, boss, I'm on pins and needles! What were you wearing? Mr. Rockhead: [Puts on the bird head of the costume that he, unknown to Fred, exchanged with the costumer] I got it right here. Fred Flintstone: Sure, I talked to you, we were standing at the refreshment bar and I was sa…”— Warren Foster, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com
“Fred Flintstone: Who is your bosom buddy, close friend, and lifelong pal? Barney Rubble: How many guesses do I get?”— Warren Foster, imdb.com
“Jack McCall: Should we shake hands or something, relieve the atmosphere? I mean how stupid do you think I am? Bill Hickok: I don't know, I just met you.”— David Milch, Bill Hickock, Keith Carradine, imdb.com
“I would like to wish all the fathers, even the haters and losers, a very happy Fathers day.”— Donald Trump, twitter.com