Issa: Was it worth all that time I spent supporting your depressed ass? Lawrence: Probably not as much time as you spent being a fuckin' ho.
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Quotes tagged ‘insults’
Jonah Ryan: It's my personality that has gotten us this far. Jeff Kane: No, I am the one who got us this far, you sentient enema.
Ricky Ricardo: Lucy's been acting strange lately! Fred Mertz: Strange? How can you tell?
— Jess Oppenheimer, Madelyn Pugh, Ricky Ricardo, Desi Arnaz, imdb.com
Lucy Ricardo: There's just two things keeping me from dancing in that show. Fred Mertz: Your feet?
Some people build model airplanes. Ethel reads postcards.
— Jess Oppenheimer, Madelyn Pugh, Fred Mertz, William Frawley, imdb.com
Fred Mertz: [Fred and Ethel think Ricky has bought Lucy a mink coat] What are you trying to do, make a bum out of me? Ethel Mertz: Don't blame him. You were a bum before he was born. Fred Mertz: Oh, yeah? Ethel Mertz: Yeah!
Well, I don’t know who’s been raising you, but I’m gonna get you some new crayons because it looks like he’s shooting cabbages.
— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Joyce Byers, Winona Ryder, imdb.com
Eve Baxter: Stick around. You'll learn something about the world. Mandy Baxter: I know all about the world. I was already in it while you were still busy ruining Mom's body.
Blair Warner: [reading Natalie's diary aloud in astonishment] 'Blair Warner is an egotistical, selfish, air-brained witch'. Jo Polniaczek: That Natalie, she calls 'em like she sees 'em.
— Jerry Jacobius, Steven Gore, Blair Warner, Lisa Whelchel, imdb.com
Natalie Green: Don't call me a geek! Tootie Ramsey: I'll call you anything I want!
— Deidre Fay, Stuart wolpert, Tootie Ramsey, Kim Fields, imdb.com
Edna Garrett: Alright, girls. What's all the shouting about? Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Could you tell Mrs. Onassis here to stay out of my way? With her face creams and cologne bottles and hair sprays, I tell ya, I walk in here sometimes and I think I'm in a drugstore. I look around for the checkout st…
Blair Warner: [insulting Jo's clothes] She must think we're into nostalgia, she's still wearing flared jeans. Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Uh, in a minute you're gonna be wearing flared teeth!
If you folks wanted a downer, you could just turn off the TV and spend the night with each other.
There are even some cases of people with no personality at all—right, Jerry?
Mike: How long have you been believing in curses? Archie: How long have you been living here?
— Michael Ross, John Rappaport, Michael Stivic, Rob Reiner, imdb.com
Edith: 'Nothing' just came into my mind. Archie: It must have felt right at home there.
— Michael Ross, Bernard West, Edith Bunker, Jean Stapleton, imdb.com
Why don't you go back to bartender's school and take a course in 'shut up'?
Mike: C'mon, Archie, two measly dollars. Didn't you ever bet on anything? Archie: Yes...I bet that my daughter would marry a human being and lost!
Mike: Actually, your father is on his best behavior tonight. He only called me an 'unbeautiful thing'. Could've called me an 'unbeautiful Polack.' Archie: The night is young, meathead.
Next time you want to time something, Edith, just let the sand run out of your head.