“Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind? Because he's afraid they'll double-cross him.”— momoneymomorrison, reddit.com
“Revolutionary Jesus soon gave way to a plethora of more moderate interpretations of Jesus, allied with new social-science science approaches and neo-Marxian socio-economic analysis among scholars trained in the 1960s.”— Markus Bockmuehl, amazon.com
“There's all kinds of Jesus there's a black Jesus down in Florida, he's having a good time, there's a Mexican Jesus down in Mexico, I mean there's all kinds of Jesus there's a Jewish Jesus. I mean Jesus, you know all kinds of Jesus coming back everywhere! And nothing can stop it! It's a consciousness…”— Charles Manson, youtube.com
“Though Jesus was God, he did not think of equality with God as something to cling to.”— Paul of Tarsus, biblehub.com
“Prayer is asking God to incarnate, to get dirty in your life. Yes, the eternal God scrubs floors. For sure we know he washes feet. So take Jesus at his word. Ask him. Tell him what you want. Get dirty. Write out your prayer requests; don't mindlessly drift through life on the American narcotic of bu…”— Paul E. Miller, amazon.com
“I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong.”— John Lennon, blog.biographyonline.net
“But I see myself on the cross too. Beneath all of my posturing and image-tending, I’m a body, finite and frail, suffering life’s wounds and indignities. How many times in a single day do I feel abandoned, insufficient, or ridiculous in the eyes of others? This is a condition the spirit of God shares…”— Doug Frank, theotherjournal.com
“Well, happy birthday Jesus. Sorry that your party's so lame.”— Michael Schur, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com
“No matter what you're struggling with, once you've accepted Jesus' sacrifice for all the ugly stuff in your life, now, when God looks at you, he doesn't see the sin.”— Sheila Wray Gregoire, amazon.com
“Your purity is not based on what you've done with your body. It's based on what Jesus did with His.”— Sheila Wray Gregoire, amazon.com
“Followers don't determine anything- Hitler had millions, Jesus had twelve.”— Annoymous, indiatimes.com
“So many have wept for Jesus on His cross. As if no one else has ever suffered as He suffered. As if millions have not shuffled to worse deaths, and died unremembered.”— Joe Hill, amazon.com
“Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.”— David Wong, amazon.com
“If Jesus ever comes back to earth again, I’m thinking, he’ll come as a dog, because there isn’t anything as humble or patient or loving or loyal as the dog I have in my arms right now.”— Phyllis Reynolds Naylor, amazon.com