“Jesus wants me to tell you again…how much is the love He has for each one of you—beyond all what you can imagine…. Not only He loves you, even more—He longs for you. He misses you when you don’t come close. He thirsts for you. He loves you always, even when you don’t feel worthy….”— Mother Teresa, amazon.com
“When I see someone sad: I always think, she is refusing something to Jesus.”— Mother Teresa, amazon.com
“Jesus God in Heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch?”— Daniel Waters, Ram, Patrick Labyorteaux, amazon.com
“Lindsay Weir: [about Mr. Rosso] Have you ever looked at him? He's kinda good-looking. Kim Kelly: Yeah, if you're attracted to guys that look like Jesus.”— Mike White, Jon Kasdan, Lindsay Weir, Linda Cardellini, imdb.com
“The Jesus I believe in would have a lot to say about the many things that cause pain and suffering to millions of people around the world. The Jesus I believe in isn’t obsessed with America, because He didn’t invent America. He loves all people everywhere absolutely equally.”— Jamie Tworkowski, twitter.com
“Louise: Our family doesn't celebrate Lobsterfest. We're like Jews on Christmas. Gene: Or Jews for Jesus on Hanukkah. Teddy: Or me at a lesbian bar. Watched the hockey game at a lesbian bar, Bob. It was like I was invisible.”— Aron Abrams, Gregory Thompson, Bob Belcher, H. John Benjamin, imdb.com
“Gospel: 'The angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream and said, 'Rise, take the child and his mother, flee to Egypt.'' Joseph did so and thus for a time the Holy Family became refugees. Today's refugees need the same kind of love and protection that the Holy Family needed.”— James Martin, SJ, twitter.com
“Gospel: Jesus was born into a real family. He was divine, his mother conceived without sin, and Joseph a saint, but the rest of his family--aunts and uncles and cousins--were probably ordinary people. So Jesus understands family life. Therefore, he understands your own struggles.”— James Martin, SJ, twitter.com
“Why did Jesus die a virgin? Every single ‘wound’ he touched closed up.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Jesus might love you, but everyone else definitely thinks you’re an idiot.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Gospel: Jesus is critiqued for eating with 'sinners and tax collectors,' as well as forgiving sins, speaking with women and healing the sick on the Sabbath. But for Jesus nothing should get in the way of proclaiming the Good News--which is the proclamation God's love for everyone.”— James Martin, SJ, twitter.com
“Gospel: Jesus plucks the heads of grain for his disciples to eat. He does this in direct contradiction of the law. Why? Because sometimes there are higher values than law. Jesus knows that legalisms cannot get in the way of love or human flourishing. He says this over and over.”— James Martin, SJ, twitter.com
“Look, this is LA, and, in LA, we don't leave garbage on the curb like it's pre-Jesus Rome, and we don't have rats.”— Rosa Handelman, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com
“Jesus may have walked on water But Stephen Hawking can run on batteries.”— Thefriendlypsycho, reddit.com