Knock-knock. Who's there. Control freak. Now you say 'control freak who?'
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Quotes tagged ‘joke’
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the village idiot's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken!
Knock-Knock! Who's there? Recursion. Recursion Who? Knock Knock!
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin, they hatin...
Knock knock. Who's there? Suspense. Suspense who? ...
What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, what do you call them? Jeffrey. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Jeffrey.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go MOO!
— Reddit, reddit.com
Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Nevermind...it's pointless.
— Ceej91, reddit.com
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!
— Omny87, reddit.com
The best knock knock joke is to ask someone to say, 'Knock Knock', if they comply, you ask, 'Who's there?' generally people don't really know what to follow up with. This is only funny if you're a bit of a dickhead. I do find it amusing.
Knock knock. Who's there? A pile up? A pile up who? Read that one in a porta potty at a music festival this summer.
— Reddit, reddit.com
Knock knock Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy began to cry as he realized his own grandmother could no longer recognize the sound of his voice.
Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Snifferpippets. Mike Snifferpippets who? Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know? Now let me in, it's cold out here.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Grandpa. Grandpa who? Let me out of this casket!
Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? Gross...
Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You-Know-Wh- AVADA KEDAVRA!
Knock-Knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Are you a pig or an owl?
Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting sloth. Interrupting sloth who? 15 seconds later... SLOOOTTTHHHHH
Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doctor w- You have cancer.