Quotes tagged ‘joke’

“Knock Knock. Who's there? Dad. Dad who? UNLOCK THE DOOR CALVIN!”

— GingerRanger, reddit.com

“Knock Knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No you're a poo!”

— StickleyMan, reddit.com

“Knock Knock. Who's there ? The. The Who ? YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“Knock Knock Who's there? Doorbell repair man.”

— nextuserismetoo, reddit.com

“Knock Knock Who's there? KGB KGB wh- VE VILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“Knock knock. Who's there? Perverted frog. Perverted fro- TOUCH MY FUCKIN DICK.”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“Knock knock. Who's there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who?”

— kiniska, reddit.com

“Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting dyslexic cow. Interrupting dysle- OMO!”

— siriusfeynman, reddit.com

“When going to see a production of Hamlet, just before the show starts lean to the person next to you and say 'Knock Knock' The first line of the show is 'Who's there'.”

— UndeadGilroy, reddit.com

“There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walking through the desert. They all brought one thing from the broken down car to help them on their journey to find shelter. The brunette says, 'I brought the bread from the cooler, if we get hungry, we can eat it.' The redhead says 'I brought the water…”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“What did the blonde get on her SAT? Drool!”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“A blonde a brunette and a red head jumped off a cliff. Who hits the ground last? The blonde because she stopped and asked for directions.”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“How do you break a blonde's nose? Put a dildo under a glass table.”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“A blonde wants into the store and says to the employee, 'I'd like to buy this TV.' Employee says, 'Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.' The blonde leaves in a huff. The next day, she returns to the same store, but with her hair dyed brown. 'I'd like to buy this TV, please.' 'I'm sorry, miss, but we don…”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“What do you call a blonde with a brunette wig on? Artificial Intelligence.”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“How do you entertain a blonde for the day? Give her a piece of paper that says "turn over" on both sides.”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“Why was the blonde's belly button bruised? Her boyfriend was blonde too.”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“Why does the blonde girl put an empty bottle in the fridge? For the visitors who don't drink.”

— Reddit, reddit.com

“What's the first thing a blonde asks when she learns she is pregnant? Is it mine?”

— Reddit, reddit.com