“A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads. 'Hey,' says the man to the sign, 'If you can read, what does my shirt say?' 'I don't know,' says the sign. 'I can only read sign language.'”— why-the, reddit.com
“A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender. 'Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?' he asks. 'Yes,' she purrs. 'I am.' 'Well, wash your fuckin' hands,' says the man. 'I w…”— HairyAssquatch, reddit.com
“Knock Knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have any.”— dagodon, reddit.com
“Knock knock! Who's there? Felix! Felix who? Felix my ice-cream again I'll smack 'im!”— nofelix, reddit.com
“Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting "Completely Uncalled For." Interrup- (at this point, punch/slap the victim in the face and make a quick getaway)”— fkwillrice, reddit.com
“Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say 'Banana?'”— SlowMovingTarget, reddit.com
“Knock knock. Who's there? Godzilla. Godzilla who? Just kidding, Godzilla wouldn't knock.”— Quellman, reddit.com
“Knock knock Who's there? Juwanna Juwanna who? Juwanna give me an A in this class, right?”— donquixote235, reddit.com
“Knock knock Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!”— donquixote235, reddit.com
“Knock Knock. Whos there? Alzheimer's Patient. Alzheimer's Patient who? Knock Knock.”— KillerGorilla, reddit.com
“Knock knock? Who's there? Little old lady! Little old lady who? Hey, I didn't know you could yodel!”— foot_foot, reddit.com
“Knock knock! Who's there? I got up. I got up who? Um gross, go take a shit then...”— Owltie, reddit.com
“Knock Knock. Who's there? Woo. Woo who? Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.”— Flipper1219, reddit.com
“Knock knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? Knock knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? Knock knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? Jesus being denied three times in the form of a knock knock joke.”— CuddlesHucklebunny, reddit.com