“I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think, ‘That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.’”— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“Fine! Judge all you want, but: married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, LIVE IN A BOX!”— Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen, Monica Geller, Courteney Cox, imdb.com
“Jane Sloan: We're both straight. Kat Edison: Actually, since we're here, I am having these sexual identity issues.”— Sarah Watson, Jane, Katie Stevens, imdb.com
“Sophia: For starters, Jean is a lesbian. Dorothy: Ma. Blanche: What's funny about that? Sophia: You aren't surprised? Blanche: Of course not. I mean I've never known any personally, but isn't Danny Thomas one? Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.”— Jeffrey Duteil, Sophia Petrillo, Estelle Getty, imdb.com
“What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? "Same time next month?"”— JeNeSuisPasQuiJetais, reddit.com
“If every time you hang out – or fairly early in the conversation with an attractive new person at a party – the conversation repeatedly turns to being queer, what it means, how you experience it, how you came out, etc…then it’s worth considering it might be a hint. Bonus points for meeting each othe…”— Sasha Garwood, pride.com
“The next time you need to get up to go to the bathroom, do that thing where you needlessly brush them as you walk past, like, ‘OMG it’s so crowded in here, sorry I have to squeeze by you!'”— Arianna Rebolini, Katie Heaney, buzzfeed.com
“Leave them wanting more. Go in for a kiss at the end of the night — but then turn your head and whisper you had a nice time instead.”— Elisa Benson, seventeen.com
“Send a quick flirty text a minute after you trade numbers. It will take them by surprise and make them smile.”— Elisa Benson, seventeen.com
“Memorize a great joke (or one that's so bad it's good). Knowing you can pull it out anytime means you'll never have an awkward pause in conversation. Plus, if you make someone laugh, you're totally in.”— Elisa Benson, seventeen.com
“Your opening remark will set the tone for your conversation, so be careful to steer clear of negativity (if you’re at a bar, for instance, don’t complain about how weak the drinks are or how bad the service is). Don’t lose your nerve and ask them something so general (like directions to the nearest…”— The Love Queen, thelovequeen.com
“After the conversation has gone on for a while, say how much you enjoy talking with him/her and say you hope the two of you can meet again at a later date.”— The Love Queen, thelovequeen.com
“Try to keep the conversation lighthearted — after all, most of us seem more sexual attractive when we’re laughing and smiling than when we’re scowling.”— The Love Queen, thelovequeen.com
“Try commenting on something unique about the atmosphere, like the bar decor or on something she might be wearing. This shows you’re paying attention. For example, if she’s wearing something to stand out – jewelry, unique clothing or a princess tiara – comment on it.”— Rocky Merchant, elitedaily.com
“Keep it light and friendly. Just place a few fingers lightly on top of her forearm, shoulder or – if you’re very bold – the small of her back. This will send a flattering and unequivocal message you’re romantically interested in her.”— Rocky Merchant, elitedaily.com