“It would not surprise me terribly if the show ended with the reveal that Penelope was masterminding every single one of these murders just to see if she could feel anything.”— David Berry, nationalpost.com
“Penelope is sort of the extreme end of this, a wacky-glasses-wearing tech nerd who is always interrupting some database search for the most dismembered crime scene photos to tell Derek how much of him she wants inside her...It’s meant to be quirky comic relief, I guess, but it ends up making her loo…”— David Berry, nationalpost.com
“Now, what does it mean to not be a piece of shit? I’ll break it down for you.”— Alison Stevenson, thoughtcatalog.com
“If you find yourself lying to women frequently, reexamine your fucking life. Be honest about your intentions, what you want, and what you’re doing. Your honesty might sometimes hurt your chances of getting laid.”— Alison Stevenson, thoughtcatalog.com
“Honey I creative directed my walk over here today. Anyone can be a creative director.”— Ryan O’Connell, itunes.apple.com
“What is a religion if not a big virtual reality game played by millions of people together? Religions such as Islam and Christianity invent imaginary laws, such as “don’t eat pork”, “repeat the same prayers a set number of times each day”, “don’t have sex with somebody from your own gender” and so f…”— Yuval Noah Harari, theguardian.com
“Two years ago, Kim Davis denied David Ermold a marriage license because he was gay, despite it being legalized.Today, she had to watch as he signed up to run against her in the next election.”— Cole Ledford, twitter.com
“I’m not a sidekick! I’m Beyoncé, not Kelly Rowland. If I’m on a motorcycle, I’m driving the motorcycle, not riding in that shitty little side motorcycle thingy for poor people and dogs.”— Stephen Falk, Lindsay Jillian, Kether Donohue, imdb.com
“There comes a day when every relationship turns gross old and boring, like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner… You go home tonight and you dress up real slutty and you do butt stuff with your boyfriend for all of us who let love die to become ordinary.”— Stephen Falk, Lindsay Jillian, Kether Donohue, imdb.com
“I can't believe it's 2017 and I'm smarter than the President, and hotter than the Sexiest Man Alive, and I am still doing so poorly in life.”— Christin Bailey, twitter.com
“To start an entire network from nothing is pretty miraculous. I mean, it’s not far away from what the good Lord did with Adam and Eve.”— Robin Leach, grubstreet.com
“Weddings are basically just funerals with cake.”— Justin Roiland & Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez, imdb.com
“Imagine explaining Capitalism to an alien who didn't have the concept: "Well, let's see…a few people own everything, and for 40 hours a week everyone else has to do what they say.”— Existential Comics, facebook.com
“I really relate to this eclipse because I too want attention, but don't want anyone to look directly at me.”— Best Coast, twitter.com
“No one wants to listen to our sad stories unless they are smoothed over with a joke or nice melody. And even then, not always. No one wants to hear a woman talking or writing about pain in a way that suggests that it doesn't end.”— Jessica Valenti, amazon.com
“Your best friend isn't the person you call when you are in jail; mostly likely, she is sitting in the cell beside you.”— Irene S. Levine, amazon.com