“While Bass Pro Shops are known as a resource for catching and killing fish, the retail chain is also partially responsible for the birth of the most famous bass of all time.”— Brian VanHooker, melmagazine.com
“He decided to give us a gift horse, a perfect, evergreen tweet; I should pull my head from its mouth and enjoy the ride.”— Claire Lampen, thecut.com
“My inaction hurt the people around me and spoke volumes about my priorities. While our leadership was embracing state-sanctioned violence against marginalized ethnic groups, I was happily skipping through the town square singing nonsense.”— Joanna Castle Miller , mcsweeneys.net
“My misery does not love company, my misery loves to be alone.”— Corinne Fisher, luminarypodcasts.com
“When it's a bootcut situation, like no. Nobody wants to screw you in that. And it's your choice to be celibate. You're choosing for no one to f*ck you."”— Tan France, bustle.com
“Maybe this is how they get you: you have to watch the full movie to learn the Cats’ true size.”— Katie Heaney, thecut.com
“Am I that pigeon, cradling my bread snack in the crook of my neck because this train is too crowded to unpin my hands from my sides?”— Amanda Arnold, Claire Lampen, thecut.com
“Cancel me if you must, but please, I’m begging you…wash your hands after you do it.”— Harron Walker, vice.com
“Peeling off two-inch strips of dead skin is among the foulest things I’ve ever experienced.”— Jeff Gross, melmagazine.com