Don’t buy things you can’t afford with money you don’t have to impress people you don’t like.
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Quotes tagged ‘Money’
Conventional wisdom says that you shouldn’t loan money to friends… but anyone who tells you that has clearly never tried to book an AirBnb for eight people who live in different states, or asked a waiter to split a bill five ways.
Babies need like...18 hours of sleep and I am baby.
Ooh, I'd pay $10,000 to see those nipples. Plus tax.
— Tina Gordon Chism, Alex Gregory, Peter Huyck, Danny (uncredited), Pete Davidson, imdb.com
Money is not life's report card.
I look like if Steven Spielberg hadn't made any money.
— Nick Kroll, John Mulaney, Gil Faizon, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
You take care of the money. I get money, I spend money.
— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com
Midge: I am not a prostitute. I’m a comic. Rose: Is there a difference? Midge: Yes, prostitutes get paid more.
— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com
That song is so much more expensive than money and what money can buy. It’s so much more touching than what money could touch. That song really saved lives. And people are sitting here telling me, ‘Blah blah blah, 90% this, 90% that.’ They bogus fucks. No, bro. Without Sting, this wouldn’t even be a…
Money is gonna come regardless. If you doin’ this for money, people gonna be able to tell. For me [it’s more important that] Sting said my music is beautiful, the fact that he performed my version of the song.
I need my money giant Got me feeling like Odell, uh
They can see the money coming quicker than a virgin.
So, credit is just the future tense of the language of money.
— Scott Z. Burns, Jake Bernstein, Ramón Fonseca, Antonio Banderas, imdb.com
Keep in mind that just because your mom and dad seem more responsive to your brothers’ problems doesn’t mean they don’t appreciate your good decisions.
We've been taking things slow and are basically dating again. It's been strange, but also fun to feel like we are at the beginning of our relationship again.
Paula: I need some money. Chiron: For what? Paula: That’s my business! Don’t you ask me no shit like that! Chiron: [mumbling] I don’t have any money. Paula: No, no, don’t lie to me, boy! I’m your mama! That bitch over there ain’t no kin, yeah? I’m your blood! Remember? [pause] I ain’t feeling good.…
— Barry Jenkins, Tarell Alvin McCraney, Paula, Naomie Harris, imdb.com
Selena Quintanilla: [on Chris] I love him. And he loves me, too. Abraham Quintanilla: Of course he does! You’re young, you’re beautiful, and you’re rich! Selena Quintanilla: Hey, dad, what was so important you had to drag me over here? Abraham: Aye, Selena we have a problem. And I don’t know where t…
— Gregory Nava, Selena Quintanilla-Pérez, Jennifer Lopez, imdb.com
It's a mistake to ask rich people for money. How do you think they got rich? By giving it away?
— Nigel Williams, Catherine the Great, Helen Mirren, imdb.com
I like money.
— Mike Judge, Etan Cohen, Frito Pendejo, Dax Shepard, imdb.com
Tripper: And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for u…
— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, imdb.com