“You know what this means!? This means that this damn thing doesn't work at all!”— Robert Zemeckis, Bob Gale, Dr. Emmett "Doc Brown" Brown, Christopher Lloyd, amazon.com
“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.”— Robert Zemeckis, Bob Gale, Dr. Emmett "Doc Brown" Brown, Christopher Lloyd, amazon.com
“[While looking at a very large castle] Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?”— William Steig, Ted Elliott, Shrek, Mike Myers, amazon.com
“Shrek: Ogres are like onions... Donkey: They stink? Shrek: Yes... No. Donkey: They make you cry? Shrek: Nooo!”— William Steig, Ted Elliott, Shrek, Mike Myers, amazon.com
“Shrek: I'm going to be a father, how did this happen? Puss: Allow me to explain. You see when a man loves a woman, a powerful urge sweeps over him. Shrek: I know how it happened!!”— William Steig, Ted Elliott, Shrek, Mike Myers, amazon.com
“If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've..... got to mister.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com
“Ace Ventura Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com
“Your request is not unlike your lower intestine. Stinky and loaded with danger.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com
“Ace Ventura: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. Ray Finkles Mom: [Pulls out shotgun] Ace Ventura: And a clean pair of shorts.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com
“Good question aguado, first I establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bugs dick and became insanely jealous.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com
“Holy testicle Tuesday! Hey maybe I'll give you a call some time. Your number still 9-1-1? Alrighty then.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com
“No the guy with the rubber glove was surpringly gentle.”— Jack Bernstein, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey, amazon.com
“Harry: What's that for!? Ron: Its no joke, I'm in love with her. Harry: Alright fine you are in love with her. Have you ever actually met her? Ron: No... Can you introduce me?”— Steve Kloves, J. K. Rowling, Ron Weasley, Rupert Grint, amazon.com
“A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me.”— Steve Kloves, J. K. Rowling, Ron Weasley, Rupert Grint, amazon.com
“Professor Snape: Not to mention the damage you inflicted on a one ping willow that's been on the grounds since before you were born. Ron: Honestly Professor Snape, I think it did more damage to us.”— Steve Kloves, J. K. Rowling, Ron Weasley, Rupert Grint, amazon.com
“[Speaking while intoxicated] Its beautiful isn't it? The moon.”— Steve Kloves, J. K. Rowling, Ron Weasley, Rupert Grint, amazon.com
“Hermoine: This is devils snare, you have to relax or it will only kill us faster. Ron: Kill us faster!? Oh, now I can relax!”— Steve Kloves, J. K. Rowling, Ron Weasley, Rupert Grint, amazon.com
“[Speaking about Hermoine] She needs to sort out her priorities!”— Steve Kloves, Ron Weasley, Rupert Grint, amazon.com