Quotes tagged ‘Movie Quotes’

“Construction Worker: [Whistles] Elle Woods: Ugh, I object!”

— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, amazon.com

“It has come to my attention that the maintance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin to generic.”

— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, amazon.com

“Professor: Elle Woods? Elle Woods: Oh, um, actually, I wasn't aware that we had an assignment. Professor: Vivian Kensington, do you think its acceptable that Ms. Woods is not prepared? Would you support my decision to ask her to leave class and only return when she is prepared?”

— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, amazon.com

“Unless the defendent attempted to contact every one night stand to determine if the child resulted in those unions. He has no parental claim over this child whatsoever. Why now? Why this sperm?”

— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, amazon.com

“Elle Woods: And for that matter, all masturbatory omissions where he was not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment. Professor: I believe you've just one your case.”

— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, amazon.com

“Going to harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back!”

— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, amazon.com

“Professor: You file the claim. What next? Ms. Woods? Elle Woods: Does she need to have evidence? Meaning you need.... a reason to believe your claim should have, like, evidentiary support.”

— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, amazon.com

“Do you find me sexy? Ohhhh, look at my tit-ays.”

— Michael McCullers, Mike Myers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself? Fat Bastard: Maybe? It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end. Let's have a smell alright. Ohh wafting, wafting. Ohh everyone likes their own brand, this is magic. Alright analysis... It smells like carrots and throws up. Ohh that could gag a m…”

— Michael McCullers, Mike Myers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“Come here I'm going to eat you. I'm bigger than you I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!”

— Michael McCullers, Mike Myers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“Of course, I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you. I've got more chins than Chinese phone book. I've not seen my willy in two years which is long enough to declare I'm legally dead.”

— Michael McCullers, Mike Myers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“Here's my diaper. I think I might have pinched one off too soon. [Sniffs diaper] Oh ya, I left a rosebud in there for ya.”

— Mike Myers, Michael McCullers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you've had fat you never go back.”

— Michael McCullers, Mike Myers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“Dr. Evil, let me make you a deal alright? You keep the mojo, you keep the money. And I'll get your baby [while smacking lips].”

— Michael McCullers, Mike Myers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“First things first, where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out. I'm not kidding I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Christ I'm getting all emotinoal from it, ya know?”

— Mike Myers, Michael McCullers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“Vanessa: Do you smoke Austin? Austin Powers: I don't know baby I never looked.”

— Mike Myers, Austin Powers, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“I can't belive Vanessa, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogomy was a fembot all along. Wait a tick, that means I'm single again! Oh, behave!!”

— Mike Myers, Austin Powers, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those baby?”

— Mike Myers, Austin Powers, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“Austin Powers: Who does number two work for? Cowboy: That's right buddy you show that turd who's boss.”

— Mike Myers, Michael McCullers, Austin Powers, Mike Myers, amazon.com

“Vanessa: What shall we do now? Austin Powers: I have an idea baby why don't we shag? Vanessa: Again? Austin Powers: Sure baby we're only up to Chapter 11 in the Kama Sutra.”

— Mike Meyers, Austin Powers, Mike Myers, amazon.com