Trust me, Kramer. Given the legal opportunity, I will kill you.
— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
Trust me, Kramer. Given the legal opportunity, I will kill you.
— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother.
— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, J. Peterman, John O'Hurley, imdb.com
If there's a serial killer loose in your neighborhood, it seems like the safest thing is to be the neighbor. They never kill the neighbor. The neighbor always survives to do the interview afterwards. Right? ‘Oh, he was kind of quiet.’ I love these neighbors. They're never disturbed by the sounds of…
— Larry Charles, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
There are many different jobs in the police. It seems to me, that the chalk outline guy is one of the better jobs that you can get. You know it's not dangerous, the criminals are long gone, that seems like a good one. I don't know who they are, I guess they're people who wanted to be sketch artists,…
All of our laws are made on morals; I concede that. It's not right to murder someone. But "family values" and morals today are a label for your sexual behavior, and that's what I find disturbing.
What kind of juice can get away with murder? OJ.
What do you call it when a cow attacks you?Attempted Mooder.
It would all make for a pretty mild episode of Melrose Place if nobody had gotten killed.
My mother nearly murdered me over that, then made me live with my father. So I couldn't review my exam notes, which were at home. Because of that, I got beat out of graduating valedictorian by a quarter of a grade point and lost my dream of getting a scholarship to attend Vanderbilt University. It w…
So you are on guard to-night -- on guard in the White House after helping to murder the President.
...that, that miserable inebriate Johnson, had cognizance of my husband's death - Why, was that card of Booth's, found in his box, some acquaintance certainly existed - I have been deeply impressed, with the harrowing thought, that he, had an understanding with the conspirators & they knew their man…
It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man.
I am ready to kill for the sake of my cause; wouldn't I lie for it?
A man killed 3 gay people this morning... It was a homocide.
Maybe I should have killed four, five hundred people. Then I would have felt better. Then I would have felt like I really offered society something.
If I wanted to kill somebody I'd take this book and beat you to death with it, and I wouldn't feel a thing. It would be just like walking to the drugstore.
That's alright, I'm done
I think sadness prevails in Syria now. We don’t feel anything else but sadness because we have this killing every day, whether with chemical or any other kind. It’s not about how. We feel with it every day.
Feeling refreshed after dreaming I was murdered.
The real problem with his type of OCD--chronic fear of hurting other people--was that you thought so much about not running over children, not sideswiping pedestrians, not poisoning strangers with germs on your hands--essentially not killing a world full of strangers--that you ended up hurting the p…
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