“One can't go to pieces at the death of every foreigner. We'd all be in a constant state of collapse whenever we opened a newspaper.”— Julian Fellowes, Brendan Coyle, Brian Percival, Violet Crawley, Maggie Smith, imdb.com
“Henry: Wait, uh... What is going on? I was kidding around with you! What's happening here? Is she crazy or something? Sue: Lucy is a very special person. Very different from other people. Henry: OK. Sue: About a year ago, Lucy was in a terrible car accident. She and her father went up North Shore to…”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Eve Baxter: [reading the newspaper] Why can't the people in the Middle East keep it together? Mandy Baxter: [reading a celeb gossip magazine] Why can't Taylor Swift hold onto a boyfriend? Eve Baxter: Why can't North Korea join the rest of the world community? Mandy Baxter: Why can't Courteney Cox jo…”— Vince Calandra, Eve Baxter, Kaitlyn Dever, imdb.com
“I cannot, whilst President of the United States, descend to enter into a newspaper controversy.”— James K. Polk, thoughtco.com
“I was visiting my daughter last night when i asked if i could borrow a newspaper. "Its the 21st century" she said, "We dont waste money on newspapers anymore. Here, use my IPad." I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him.”— WontJudgeYou, reddit.com
“My dog used to bring me the newspaper, but now he just forwards me links.”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com