“I see you’re doin’ what you can for the childhood obesity epidemic.”— Peter Bowker, Paul Hughes, Lee Ingleby, imdb.com
“It was getting to the point where I would wake up in the middle of the night and I wasn't breathing. A little bit of sleep apnea. My neck was pushing down on my throat, so my sleep felt like it was panicked all night.”— Chris Pratt, esquire.com
“One woman said she put on weight after she was raped because “overweight is overlooked, and that’s the way I need to be.” It turned out many of these women had been making themselves obese for an unconscious reason: to protect themselves from the attention of men, who they believed would hurt them.”— Johann Hari, huffingtonpost.com
“In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man.”— Spike Feresten, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“Yeah...he’s specializing in whales. He's working on lowering the cholesterol level in whales...all that blubber—quite unhealthy. You know it’s the largest mammal on earth but as George says, ‘they don't have to be.’”— Ron Hague, Ron Hauge, Charlie rubin, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“He was a fat starving artist, y’know. That's very rare.”— Andy Robin, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“I do very poorly with new women because fat is currently out. I’m sure Orson Welles doesn't get laid that much either. One of the few areas of displeasure and pain to me is being a fatty. Fat people are sexually isolated in our society and are subjected to tremendous rejection.”— Al Goldstein, filthy.media
“I put a spell on people so they don't know they're working out... An enchanting spell, where they just don't think about it, or over think it, and then at the end they go, 'Wow, I feel good.'”— Richard Simmons, abcnews.go.com
“People treat me like family, 'cause I've always treated them like family. My father said something years ago: 'Know no strangers.' Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody?”— Richard Simmons, abcnews.go.com