“I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by. People hate it, but I’m a fan.”— raydeep, reddit.com
“Best dating advice my mom has ever given me: Don't date the life of the party, date the guy who makes sure the life of the party gets home.”— Claudia Butcher, facebook.com
“Learn a party trick. It might be a simple card trick or learn how to recite the alphabet backwards in less than 10 seconds.”— Steve Myall, mirror.co.uk
“I'm just the guy with the girl, everybody wants to know, wishin' you were there alone, wonderin' how I ever got your little hand in mine.”— Blake Shelton, youtube.com
“An intimate experience in a closet is hot depending on the location of the closet. If you are at a party and find a private hide away, go rock each other's worlds. There's an exciting factor to knowing you may get caught. If it's a closet at your own house, skip it. It's less steamy and more creepy.”— Kiley Coleman, love.allwomenstalk.com
“Well, it’s twelve o’clock. Happy New Year, everyone. Yeah, excellent start to the year. Fantastic.”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“They show up at a party you’re throwing with a group of friends to somehow prove to you that they’re super social now and doing great without you. Just like, LOVING being single. But it feels very planned and fake.”— Karen Noble, thoughtcatalog.com
“In LA, people who met each other three months ago at a party are now the closest friends in the whole wide world.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.com
“You might be an introvert if you were ready to go home before you left the house.”— Criss Jami, amazon.com
“Prepping for my Oscar night party. Anyone know a good onion dip recipe that serves 3,000?”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com