Quotes tagged ‘party’

“Can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be sitting at the back of the party thinking, ‘Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a big cat.’”

— Kay Cannon, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com

“Khloé: Are you drunk? Kris: We just came to fix the party.”

— Kris Jenner, imdb.com

“That's great. We need a party. We'll have a theme: crossing the border. We'll have a big fence in the door and make everyone climb over it.”

— Harry Werksman, Gabrielle G. Stanton, Justin Suarez, Mark Indelicato, imdb.com

“Why would I want to spend tonight partying with a bunch of people whose biggest problems revolve around whether or not to send their Yorkshire terriers to therapy, huh? Give me one decent reason.”

— Andrew Lenchewski, John P. Rogers, Hank Lawson, Mark Feuerstein, imdb.com

“This is a little reserved for Naomi unless she has some naked firemen jump out of those swans.”

— Lara Olsen, Erin Silver, Jessica Stroup, imdb.com

“I'm not that drunk... I just can't walk or see... Man, that was a great party.”

— Mark Hudis, Eric Foreman, Topher Grace, imdb.com

“Always take a banana to a party, Rose: bananas are good!”

— Terry Nation, Steven Moffat, The Doctor, David Tennant, imdb.com

“Roxie: Hey, what's that for? Sabrina: Josh and I are throwing a singles party at the coffeehouse. I'm sure you think it's stupid. Roxie: I haven't been on a date in five months. I can live with stupid. Sabrina: Well, there's no motivation like desperation.”

— Adam England, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Morgan: Sabrina, what is my ex-boyfriend doing here? Sabrina: Uh, he's my friend. And, besides, you said it was okay. Morgan: I must have been tweezing or waxing at the time. You know you can't talk to me then!”

— Dan Kael, Grant Nieporte, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Hey, guys, having fun? Roxie: I'm standing here with Miles, what do you think? Miles: If this is the best party of all time, I'm glad I'm a social outcast.”

— Jon Vandergriff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: They have parties on Monday night? Josh: This is college. They have parties every night.”

— Dan Berendsen, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Roxie: Sabrina, it's okay. We know how awkward it is to go to a party where you don't know anybody. Morgan: That's what we're here for. And don't worry, I won't wear my best stuff, so you'll still look pretty. Sabrina: Sometimes I swear they are two of the most dense people I know. Harvey: I wonder…”

— Adam Hamburger, David Hamburger, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Harvey: Salem invited me. He said there would be food and fireworks. Salem: I have lighted the fuse. Now I just have to wait for the kapowie! Muahahaha!”

— Andrew Borakove, Bill Rosenthal, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com

“Hilda: Sabrina, I do not want a birthday party, I do not want one on the beach, I do not want one with a sneach, I do not want one up in space, I do not want one any place! Sabrina: A party in Whoville?”

— Laurie Gelman, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Valerie: I was just invited to a party. Sabrina: At seven o’clock? Valerie: Well, I wasn’t exactly invited, but people saw me hear about it and didn’t warn me to keep away. D’ya wanna come?”

— Carrie Honigblum, Renee Phillips, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“How can you choose the Pleasure Dome over High School?! Wait, that didn't come out right...”

— Nick Bakay, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Dr. Jason Seaver: [after catching his kids having a party] Carol, what was going on in there that you couldn't hear what was happening out here? Carol Seaver: Dad, I don't like what you're implying! [Carol leaves until Mike and Jason see sawdust handprints behind her black skirt] Dr. Jason Seaver: S…”

— Shelly Landau, Dr. Jason Seaver, Alan Thicke, imdb.com

“Janet, when I turned 18, I knelt in front of Princess Grace's dress mausoleum, and I swore to uphold the Hostess Code: 'I, Tahani Al-Jamil, shall do my level best to make every event too much.'”

— Andrew Law, Tahani Al-Jamil, Jameela Jamil, imdb.com

“Peter Griffin: This party couldn't be better if Jesus was here. Jesus: For my next miracle, I will turn water... into FUNK.”

— Danny Smith, Seth MacFarlane, David Zuckerman, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“So not only did you go to a cop-raided party, but you started the raid? [Then she proceeds to sing, 'Did You Ever Know That You're My Hero?']”

— Janet Leahy, Amy Sherman-Palladino, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com