Quotes tagged ‘Pirate’

“You are a smelly pirate hooker.”

— Adam McKay, Will Ferrell, Ron Burgundy, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“Blue jean baby, L.A. lady Seamstress for the band Pretty eyed, pirate smile You'll marry a music man Ballerina, you must have seen her Dancing in the sand And now she's in me, always with me Tiny dancer in my hand”

— Elton John, open.spotify.com

“A true pirate doesn’t live for tomorrow, they only live for the moment.”

— Grainne Godfree, Ubah Mohamed, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com

“You steal cargo at the end of a sword. We sell that cargo to markets that will never have you. When you are strong, you are a necessary evil. When you are not strong, you are likely soon to be dead. But what you are not ever is a sound investment.”

— Robert Levine, Jonathan E. Steinberg, Mr. Scott, Hakeem Kae-Kazim, imdb.com

“Charlie: Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked 'Pirate?' You think a pirate lives in there? Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?”

— Charlie Day, Scott Marder, Rob Rosell, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

“What's a pirates worst fear on a blind date? A sunken chest and no booty.”

— woodceilingfan, reddit.com

“Why doesn't a pirate take a shower before he walks the plank? 'Cause he'll just wash up on shore later.”

— lithium91w, reddit.com

“Why couldn't the pirate finish learning the alphabet? He got lost at sea.”

— Gnostic28, reddit.com