“[talking to Sal, waiting for his wife to answer the phone] You know I can call anybody, they'd put it on the phone? The Pope, an astronaut, the wisest of the wise...Who do I have to call?”— Frank Pierson, Sonny Wortzik, Al Pacino, imdb.com
“My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?”— J. Stewart Burns, Philip J. Fry , Billy West, imdb.com
“No one gets an audience with the Pope—not unless he’s real interested in what you got going on.”— Paul Scheuring, Fernando Sucre, Amaury Nolasco, imdb.com
“Roxie: If you're gonna date based on principle, your choices are the Pope or St. Francis of Assisi. Sabrina: So I've got options.”— Adam England, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“I tried to mask the pain by drowning myself in cocaine and alcohol until I thought I was the Pope. I used to walk the streets in Soviet and Nazi uniforms. I put a sign outside my house encouraging burglars and left my front door open. I would lie under the bed wearing night vision goggles waiting fo…”— Peter Steele, loudersound.com
“Tiffany Doggett: You and that Pope's bitch are running the place. Sister Jane Ingalls: I like to think of myself as more of the Pope's homie.”— Jenji Kohan, Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett, Taryn Manning, imdb.com
“Morty: Can you fly a Black Hawk? Mr. President: Can the pope's **** fit through a donut? Morty: Eh... I'm not sure? Mr. President: Exactly!”— Tom Kauffman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Morty Smith (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“I have as much authority as the Pope. There just aren’t as many people who believe it.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I mean, Bozo the Clown...does he really need ‘the clown’ in his title, as clown? Bozo, ‘the’ clown? Are we going to confuse him with Bozo the district attorney? Bozo the pope? There's no other Bozo.”— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com