Roxie: If you're gonna date based on principle, your choices are the Pope or St. Francis of Assisi. Sabrina: So I've got options.
Catalog
Adam England
The end of a relationship is always the most depressing part. But it's gotta be really depressing to end something that never got a chance to begin.
Miles: We may only have a few seconds together before the next bell. I need you to sum up your entire being in four words. Go! Cute Girl: Not interested in you. Miles: Four words on the dot.
Miles: Why should I pay $5 to get rejected when I do it so well for free? Sabrina: Well, for every girl who says no, you're that much closer to the one that will say yes. Dating is a numbers game! Miles: So, getting rejected by twenty girls in one night is a good thing? Sabrina: Yeah, for only five…
Roxie: Hey, what's that for? Sabrina: Josh and I are throwing a singles party at the coffeehouse. I'm sure you think it's stupid. Roxie: I haven't been on a date in five months. I can live with stupid. Sabrina: Well, there's no motivation like desperation.
Roxie: Do you hear yourself when you speak? Morgan: Depends on what I say.
Sabrina: Josh got a job offer in Prague, and he's actually gonna take it. Morgan: Oh, I'm sorry, Sabrina. If it's any consolation, some of my best relationships have been long-distance. No petty fights, and you save a fortune on waxing.