Quotes tagged ‘Porno’

“Rick Gassko: [the guys find out their porno film has been edited] Not that I’m complaining, but I usually don’t like my filth this clean! Rudy: Whatta waste of two women! Jay O’Neill: I don’t get it; the dirty parts were there yesterday!”

— Pat Proft, Bob Israel, Neal Israel, Rick Gassko, Tom Hanks, imdb.com

“Layla: So two guys you were best friends with in law school fell in love with each other? Sonny: Yeah. Layla: Is that strange for you? Sonny: Uh, nothing changed really. They watch a different kind of porno now.”

— Tim Herlihy, Steve Franks, Sonny Koufax, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“Basically, I’ve had more sex than like anybody in the entire world. Not just average sex, but like, dang 70s porno sex.”

— Gabe Liedman, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

“Neal Schweiber: Whoa, it's a naked woman! Bill Haverchuck: What's she doing? Neal Schweiber: Who cares, she's naked!”

— Bob Nickman, Neal Schweiber, Samm Levine, imdb.com

“Sam: What am I supposed to do with a porno? Neal: You watch it. Over and over. Sam: Ew, only perverts watch pornos, right? Neal: Well, then every guy in America is a pervert.”

— Bob Nickman, imdb.com

“Get those nail clippers out NOW. See those 'lesbians' in porn films? I'm pretty sure 90% of their million-decibel screams and moans are because their co-star has snagged a crimson talon somewhere the sun don't shine.”

— Charlotte Dingle, cosmopolitan.co.uk