Quotes tagged ‘Prank Calls’

“Moe: Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink. Bart: Uh, yeah, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch? Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?”

— George Meyer, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Bart: Hello? Is Homer there? Moe: Homer who? Bart: Homer …Sexual. Moe: Wait one sec. Let me check. Uh, Homer Sexual? Uh, come on. Come on. One of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.”

— David M. Stern, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy. Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody! I want a Seymour Butz!”

— Nell Scovell, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Is Mr. Freely there? Moe: Who? Bart: Freely, first initials I. P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I pee freely!”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Jay Kogen, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“[prank calling] Fredericks? You're a turd. A stinky f-fat turd. Go sniff a jock strap, you poop head. You love patting boys' butts. You love patting boys' butts. Butt...you butt-patter! You're a perv and a loser... and a stinky...t-turd! [hangs up]”

— Rebecca Kirshner, Judd Apatow, Rebecca Rand Kirshner, Bill Haverchuck, Martin Starr, imdb.com

“Sam: Think we could be arrested for making prank calls? Neal: Yeah, and we'll get sent to telephone prison.”

— Rebecca Kirshner, Judd Apatow, Rebecca Rand Kirshner, Sam Weir, John Francis Daley, imdb.com