“Snoopy can’t help but feel overwhelmed in a tumultuous world. Sound familiar?”— Elise Hannum, theatlantic.com
“Some days I feel like I can conquer the world. Other days it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower.”— Unknown, instagram.com
“I feel like people feel like I'm very reachable. When I talk, I make a lot of mistakes. Like, I might say words, and the words are not even in the dictionary! But people still like it. Because you can tell that I'm saying it from the heart.”— Cardi B, cbsnews.com
“After decades of practice, I have become a champion ruminator. There is no rational argument I cannot outworry. Someday, Individual Freestyle Worrying will become an Olympic sport and it will all pay off.”— Melanie LaForce, amazon.com
“Molly: One day I looked up and my dick meter was all the way on E. Issa: Join the club, bitch. Dick on E, bank account on E. Life on E.”— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“You ever noticed how much faster he moves when he's wrong?”— Dave Hackel, Niles Crane, David Hyde Pierce, imdb.com
“Sabrina: Hey, guys, having fun? Roxie: I'm standing here with Miles, what do you think? Miles: If this is the best party of all time, I'm glad I'm a social outcast.”— Jon Vandergriff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Sabrina: They have parties on Monday night? Josh: This is college. They have parties every night.”— Dan Berendsen, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“I hate doctors! They poke you, and ask if that hurts. Of course it hurts, you just poked me!”— Laurie Gelman, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com
“Stewie Griffin: I did something awful. Brian Griffin: Do you want to talk about it? Stewie Griffin: [thinks about it for a bit, then answers] Nah.”— Steven Robertson, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.”— Megan Amram, Jason Mendoza, Manny Jacinto, imdb.com
“People want to like who they're voting for. People thought Al Gore was a big stiff until he stuck his tongue down Tipper's throat. They put George W. in office because he and Laura seemed like a fun couple to have a beer with. People have to want to invite you in for dinner.”— Jenna Bans, Olivia Pope, Kerry Washington, imdb.com
“Maybe I had avoided the spectacle because I was afraid for her, afraid for us, because I thought it might be too much to hope that others could fall in love with her, too.”— Mara Gay, nytimes.com
“In 2007, a boy came on my tights at a house party and then abruptly stopped talking to me—and I've been obsessed with him ever since.”— Kitty Drake, vice.com