“Jason: You're saying a lot of words right now, and I only know some of them, like 'rat' and 'Jason,' but I know a little wisdom I can give you. Michael: I know everything that happened in your life, and it was all stupid, so I highly doubt that.”Tagged: joke, Stupid, Sassy, Wisdom, Ignorance
“I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.”Tagged: Age, Old, Die, young, joke
“Eleanor: What do we do? Jason: We team up with Michael. Eleanor: Okay, hot take, but I like your confidence. Tell me why. Jason: He has a bow tie. Eleanor: Oh, no. Jason: I always trust dudes in bow ties. Once, this guy in a bow tie came up to me at the gun range in a Jacksonville bus station and…”Tagged: Bow Tie, Fashion, joke, Hot Takes, Crime
“Here's the thing. I'm nice to you, and you're mean to me. There's something wrong about that, but I can't put my finger on what it is.”Tagged: One-Sided Relationship, Toxic Relationships