“Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I’ll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over; a Litton microwave; a Cuisinart; Michelin tires, brand-new; a set of Sears’s best metric tools...”— Pat Proft, Bob Israel, Neal Israel, Cole Whittier, Robert Prescott, imdb.com
“Roman: Honey? Kate Craig: [in the shower] Yes? Roman: How come Chet's kids look at him like he's Zeus and ours look at me like I'm a rack of yard tools at Sears? Why can't they connect with me? Kate Craig: Well, maybe if you spent less time at work and more time with us, it would... Roman: Put a cor…”— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, imdb.com
“Totally rather get shot than look like a Sears model.”— Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Nate Heywood, Nick Zano, imdb.com