“Roman: Honey?
Kate Craig: [in the shower] Yes?
Roman: How come Chet's kids look at him like he's Zeus and ours look at me like I'm a rack of yard tools at Sears? Why can't they connect with me?
Kate Craig: Well, maybe if you spent less time at work and more time with us, it would...
Roman: Put a cork in it honey, I'm on the phone!”
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