“Some like to imagine. The dark caress of someone else. I guess any thrill will do.”— Hozier, open.spotify.com
“You know, I read in Hustler everybody should have sex with a vampire at least once before they die.”— Alan Ball, Jason Stackhouse, Ryan Kwanten, imdb.com
“That boy is sex on a stick. I don't give a good damn how stuck up he is.”— Alan Ball, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com
“I don't deal with prostitution. Ever.”— Peter Calloway, Andres Fischer-Centeno, Maxine Seagrave, Natalie Zea, imdb.com
“It's like if Picasso quit making music and just started fucking little dudes every day.”— Leila Strachan, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.com
“You guys know what this does to panties? Sopes them, then drops them.”— Bill Krebs, Ryan Koh, Anders Holmvik, Anders Holm, imdb.com
“No one so much as shifts their gaze. I'm naked in public by myself. There are beach breezes alighting on areas of my skin that have never felt breezes before.”— Kaitlin Menza, marieclaire.com
“Larry: Yeah. Small price to pay for the best sex that I ever had, anywhere! This woman is amazing. Marty: So when did your orgasm. When she said she'll fuck the Jew out of you?”— Larry David, Marty Funkhouser, Bob Einstein, imdb.com
“Let me ask you a question. You've slept with a lot of white men, a lot of black men, I'm sure? Is there any discernible difference?”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Hello, I had sex with my uncle when I was 12. He lived in Great Neck, he was a doctor. An osteopath--I don't even know what they do, but I know they're doctors. Something to do with muscles, I think. Neither here nor there.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Your partner can reassure you all day that your vagina is beautiful and perfect, but it's still quite common to feel insecure when someone is that up close and personal.”— Sophie Saint Thomas, allure.com
“I’ve been driving for the past few hours. Everyone is sleeping and I’m thinking about my future.”— Sex Diaries, thecut.com
“Issa: Trying to fuck is hard. Molly: No it's not. It's like riding a bike. Issa: Yeah, I don't know how to do that either.”— Dayna Lynne North, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Maybe I want to ask a nigga what he wants for breakfast and he replies, 'That pussy,' and he's talking about me, girl!”— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Granted, having sex with me isn't amazing, but it's like, 'Huh... Okay. Yeah, I'm satisfied. I'd do that again.'”— Regina Y. Hicks, Ben Cory Jones, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Molly: One day I looked up and my dick meter was all the way on E. Issa: Join the club, bitch. Dick on E, bank account on E. Life on E.”— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com