“Uncle Hank, I quit being a virgin the first time I had sex.”— Kit Boss, Luanne Platter, Brittany Murphy, imdb.com
“Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.”— Don Rickles, esquire.com
“Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.”— Matt Witten, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com
“I think a couple of times he’s tried to kill me. But guess what? As you know, I sure got off on it. Hmm, isn’t sex weird? This guy can really light my F-I-R-E as in red corvette.”— Mark Frost, Laura Palmer, Sheryl Lee, imdb.com
“Although I must admit, now that you're here the standard method of procreation does seem somewhat appealing.”— Peter Gaffney, Mark Mars, Peter Chung, Japhet Asher, Trevor Goodchild, John Rafter Lee, imdb.com
“I'm commandeering your libido under Monican aegis. This is an authorized police action, lover. You're mine.”— Mark Mars, Æon Flux, Denise Poirier, imdb.com
“Perhaps women engage in more communication after sex as a means of either counter-acting or masking feelings of post-coital dysphoria and promoting connection with their partner.”— Amanda Denes, inverse.com
“You think that sex is about fun and games and love? Wrong! Sex is about disease.”— Trey Parker, Miss Choksondik, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“This kid is in love. Jwoww's pussy must be rainbows and pots of treasure.”— Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, imdb.com
“At first, I was all about, like, I'm not going to shit where I sleep. But, I mean, for her I would roll around in my shit all day to be honest with you.”— Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, imdb.com
“Larry, when was the last time you got to cum in a real live vagina instead of your hand?”— Jenji Kohan, Piper Chapman, Taylor Schilling, imdb.com
“I can't get through this without somebody to touch, without somebody to love. Is that because sex numbs the pain? Or is it because I'm some evil fuck-monster? I don't know.”— Jenji Kohan, Piper Chapman, Taylor Schilling, imdb.com
“I call Mary my English mare, because I ride her so often.”— Michael Hirst, Francis I of France, Emmanuel Leconte, imdb.com
“Don't go down that emotion road, just go down on her. It's easier, she'll be distracted.”— Melissa Rosenberg, Kevin Maynard, Angel Batista, David Zayas, imdb.com
“I simply want to answer the question what happens to the body during sex.”— Michelle Ashford, Dr. William Masters, Michael Sheen, imdb.com