“Hey, I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.”Tagged: Universe, lost, Directions
“Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.”Tagged: Circular Logic, Phone Companies, Semantics
“Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey.”Tagged: Interior Decoration, Perverted Jockey
“Bob: [addressing a large pot] Duval, is that you in there? Duval: [from the pot] No one's in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti.”Tagged: Absurd, spaghetti, Hiding, Cowering
“Louise: Speaking of Christmas, here is my annual list of demands. Bob: ‘My own apartment.’ Louise: And it cannot be a studio. You have exactly seven shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day eight, there will be tears and violence.”Tagged: List of Demands, Christmas List, Studio Apartment, Threats, Tears
“I'm not afraid of ghosts I'm not afraid of sharks I'm not afraid of cancer I am just afraid of snakes! They really creep me out Where are their arms and legs? It's not okay!”Tagged: Ghosts, Sharks, cancer, Snakes, Fear
“But that shouldn't stop you from pursuing your own dreams of wood, plywood, pressed fiberboard, and, if you've got the talent, metal! Y'see, shop doesn't have to happen in any special place—as long as it's well lit, and the outlets are grounded. Because shop is bigger than any classroom, or garage,…”Tagged: Shop, fiberboard, plywood