“She invited me up. Coffee's not coffee, coffee is sex.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“You know, I've been thinking. I cannot envision any circumstances in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it gonna happen? I just don't see how it could occur.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“All teenagers are sex addicts.”— John Wells, LaToya Morgan, Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Jeremy Allen White, imdb.com
“When you’re looking for consent, really look for it. Don’t take a woman not saying no as a confirmation that she wants to have sex. Make sure that she knows she’s got an option – that the option is really genuinely open to her. That way you know that the person you’re in bed with really, genuinely w…”— Rebecca Reid, metro.co.uk
“Oh, is that it? Your're just jealous! You're just jealous because you don't want anyone to know about us! You don't want it to get around that you and me... you are with a model! You don't want it to be known that you're fucking a model! Go ahead and say it, I'm fucking a model!”— Gia Carangi, imdb.com
“People all across the country fuck in the same way, with the same instrumentation. I’ve eaten pussy in the Midwest and fucked my brains out throughout most of this country. Sex is a universal, a common theme. I don’t think there are many geographical differences.”— Al Goldstein, filthy.media
“All of our laws are made on morals; I concede that. It's not right to murder someone. But "family values" and morals today are a label for your sexual behavior, and that's what I find disturbing.”— Larry Flynt, esquire.com
“Sometimes I believe that love dies but hope springs eternal. Sometimes I believe that hope dies but love springs eternal. Sometimes I believe that sex plus guilt equals love, and sometimes I believe that sex plus guilt equals good sex. Sometimes I believe that love is as natural as the tides, and so…”— Nora Ephron, books.google.com
“It’s messy, but so are the best burritos and the best sex while eating burritos and running with scissors is the only way to make danger understand”— Bob Hicok, narrativemagazine.com
“When two gay men have sex, how to they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?”— Dwight Schrute, imdb.com
“Porn is a clear example of how our culture is feeding the disease of addiction. The natural impulse to have sex becomes a compulsion to masturbate. The attraction to connect is culturally translated by pornography into a numb and lonely staring strum at broken digital ghosts. The most physically cre…”— Russell Brand, amazon.com
“I want to bleach my hair an unholy platinum, shed my sheep’s clothing, go out into the white light of January, hollering and howling.”— Kara Nesvig, thoughtcatalog.com
“How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.”— jesya_miga, reddit.com
“What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex? Micro trans-action”— Kappa-Spock, reddit.com
“Words and phrases like chakra, energy, and ‘I’m sorry I’m late, but Mercury is in retrograde’ are all major boner killers for me. But unfortunately, even in notoriously skeptical New York, it’s increasingly difficult to find someone who doesn’t believe that some magical cosmic force is dictating eve…”— Karley Sciortino, vogue.com
“The message is simple: Go ahead and experiment, but be careful with your heart, and above all, be considerate with the hearts of others.”— Justin Torres, nytimes.com
“I want to know what your favorite show was when you were a kid and who made you cry at school and what boy band you hung posters of on your wall. Then I want you naked in my bed.”— Abbi Glines, amazon.com