“Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.”Tagged: on my feet, destitute, financial trouble, degnerate, Fine
“Sarah Braverman: What, are you having a heart attack? Adam Braverman: No, I'm exercising. Sarah Braverman: You're, like, wheezing like an old person”Tagged: Heart Attack, Exercise, wheezing, old person, Simile Examples
“Sarah: It's about flowers right? Amber: I think it might be about your vag.”Tagged: Flowers, subject, Vagina
“Look at her flirting and giggling, it's like she's in the Sex and the City movie.”Tagged: Flirting, giggling, Sex And The City
“Sarah: You know, when I was your age I slept with my cousin's boyfriend. Amber: Are you kidding? Sarah: Yes, I didn't do that. I smoked and drank a lot, that is why you're so short.”Tagged: Boyfriend, Sex, short, smoked, drank
“I think we're better on our own and so, we should move on. Make a mess someplace new.”Tagged: better, on our own, Mess, new place