“The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a s…”— John Hughes, Ferris Bueller, Matthew Broderick, imdb.com
“I had to take a sick day. I'm so sick of these people.”— Gregg Kavet, Dan O'Keeffe, Andy Robin, Steve Koren, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com